Smokey's psychotheraphy session

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This is an unexpected journey with many many new things!

My gorgeous Smokey has an appointment for today, so she is in my office. Let's see, we'll talk about her Mom, and their relationship!

It's not an easy subject, but you know, I'm here to listen and help!

Dr. Puszedli:

Hi Darling, glad to see you! So we will talk about your Mom, what are the biggest problems with her?

Smokey:

Well, I have a lot to say about her... She likes to feed stoopid outdoor cats, she doesn't play with me...

Dr. Puszedli:

Oh, let's see step by step... So, she take care about other cats, if 'm correct. How did you know about her strange desire?

Smokey:

Well, I smell them... They are outside my house....Like she is their Meowmy....

Dr. Puszedli:

Oh, my Cat! What do you do when you smell them?

Smokey:

In the past I used to hiss, but now she wash her hands so I don't smell them. She thinks she is smart... But what is really upset me, is she counting my treats... I don't understand why she doesn't leave it open...

Dr. Puszedli:

Well I'm sure it's hard to accept, your Mom takes care about other cats, but they are homeless. We have to check our pretty good life, we have treatos (not unlimited okaay), clothes, travelling, many many ig furriends, premium food and many many toys. We are so lucky to have this. They don't and there are babies too, I belive it' s hard to accept. It's fine if you are jealous, but don't punish your Mommy too hard. (little is okay, we are cats ;)

What are the other upsetting things, she does?

Smokey:

I have mood swings... Now, after she fed me raw red meat and gave me treats I kinda like her. -hahaha :D - She does bother me at night actually... Around 3 am when I have zoomies! She doesn' want to wake up and play with me, how rude!! I purrfer taking naps and spying in during the day... But I need her after 3am to entertain me when I got bored, staring at her stoopid sleeping face.

I remember another thing! I think I told you befurr... When we play, and I get excited, I kinda bite her a little too hard. She told me rude things, like : "Smokey, Let go!" I bite harder, because this is so disrespectful!

I have my own ways to get revenge like sitting on my back, to think I want belly rubs.... But I hate belly rubs haha! I kick her ass if she touches belly, I purr loud and might suddenly bunny kick her, and bite furr no reason!

Dr. Puszedli:

Oh, how rude is your Mommy too.. I don't get hoomans, they think we like belly rubs...Some furriends yes, but mostly it's a forbidden zone! They deserve their punishment if they scratching bellly, I have to tell you... She doesn't wake up... But they wants pet, huh? :D

How funny is that... They should be able to play with us at night too... I love your punishments, but I also would like to suggest a workshop with our michevious trainer, Twattus! I'm sure you will find a solution to wake up Momma!

There are rules in the house, and we make them, it's obvious! Do your rules Darling, and when you are ready, we can book another appointment to discuss them.

Smokey: But you can wrote me prescription to have unlimited treats right? I can send mew nude pics if needed.

Dr. Puszedli:

Oh Darling, I can't do this in my office! :D I know we had a couple dates for now... It's an extra opportunity, I usually don't work with my clients, it's not purrfessional. But you see. If you need help, I'm here. (Prescription is ready :D)

Smokey:

Hihi, yes thank you, now Mommy you're screwed hahaha! :D

Oh Dr. Pussz I have an extra story!

To read the extra story, come back tomorrow, it's exciting!!! :D

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Thank youuuuuu, regards:

Dr. Puszedli

/Thank you Smokey for the fab edit!/